And no matter how much I wish it to be so the following things and extreme lack of sleep do not equal a calm and relaxing day
1. Grape jelly on newly scrubbed beige carpet
2. Four children that are very unwilling to cooperate
3. Dog who insists on dragging everything he can get in his mouth outside to never be seen again
4. Digging through almost week old garbage looking for my medication that either accidentally fell in said garbage or was lost through events in #3
Now if I can only find some of those slippers that Dorothy had. I wonder if houseshoes work the same.
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